Of Platitudes and Horse Latitudes

Homemaide
Aug 22, 2019 · 6 min read
The thought-provoking and excellent author Scott Berkun shared a list of the top 100 most annoying platitudes. I wanted to share part of that list and ask you what the most annoying platitude you’ve ever heard is.
  • Good things come to those who wait

Perhaps platitudes like those listed above — and liek the ones that you have to try hard not to laugh out loud at when you hear them — have led to the creation of the pure awesomeness of Despair.com:

In fact if you follow the wrong or incorrect set of platitudes, you might find yourself at the wrong or even the opposite latitude of where you expected to be. Some people call those unintentional destinations the “Of Course Latitudes,” as in: Of course you ended up there since you never evaluated or thought critically about your inner dialogue or the latitudes you used as your daily mantra.

When the trade winds didn’t take ships and their crews on the planned route they had established, occasionally those people would find themselves in the Horse Latitudes.

Horse Latitudes? Isn’t that just another odd song from the Doors?

No. Horse Latitudes “ are subtropical regions known for calm winds and little precipitation:

The horse latitudes are regions located at about 30 degrees north and south of the equator. These latitudes are characterized by calm winds and little precipitation.

The horse latitudes are located at about 30 degrees north and south of the equator. It is common in this region of the subtropics for winds to diverge and either flow toward the poles (known as the prevailing westerlies) or toward the equator (known as the trade winds). These diverging winds are the result of an area of high pressure, which is characterized by calm winds, sunny skies, and little or no precipitation.

According to legend, the term comes from ships sailing to the New World that would often become stalled for days or even weeks when they encountered areas of high pressure and calm winds. Many of these ships carried horses to the Americas as part of their cargo. Unable to sail and resupply due to lack of wind, crews often ran out of drinking water. To conserve scarce water, sailors on these ships would sometimes throw the horses they were transporting overboard. Thus, the phrase ‘horse latitudes’ was born (https://oceanservice.noaa.gov/facts/horse-latitudes.html).”

From Airbaja’s video of the Doors’ song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbkrG3TzYCc
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THE BOTTOM LINE

HOMEMAIDE helps you sell your style and buy the things that make you smile, seamlessly.

Any food item (like horse toys, My Little Pony Glamglow glitter mask, or maps of horse latitudes, or motivational posters or mugs, or de-motivational artwork, or waffle french fries, or curly fries, or waffle fries, or sweet potato fries or pies), or ANY other type of item you pass while you’re travelling and take a picture of, any fun detour or side attraction you stop at while on a road trip, any delicious french fries — all you have to do is upload a picture or paused video screenshot of that to your existing social media sites and Homemaide will send you a commission for every purchase your friends make.

AND — they don’t have to buy a 5,000 acre ranch stocked with hundreds of purebred horses for you to earn a commission (if they did buy any of those items, you would earn a commission from that as well — and that would be HUGE!). If they rented the cheapest economy car with the basic package, for one day only, you’d still earn a commission off that. If they bought one kids meal or one order of small waffle fries — or the item that was in your picture, video, or voice-automated update (like a rental car, Airbnb lodging, hotel stay, Lyft, Uber, Via trip) — they can purchase that (even an e-giftcard) and ship that to a family member, relative, friend. And after that purchase, yes, you’ll still earn a commission from that purchase. Micro-purchases and macro-purchases and everything in between; if they buy it, your commission will come.

If your friends on your social network saw pictures of you riding a horse or art that you have drawn that includes horses, and then they bought stock in a potential prize pony as is offered on myRaceHorse.com, or an actual horse (wild mustang from the Bureau of Land Management perhaps) — YOU’d earn a commission off of that purchase. If they bought any item from the pictures you uploaded, you’d earn money. That’s the magic of Homemaide.

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