Of Ferris Bueller and Ferrous Dueler

Of Ferris Bueller and Ferrous Dueler

Homemaide
Aug 10, 2019 · 3 min read
When I was in second grade, a friend of mine and I decided to slough and spend the day in his garage eating Otter Pops. Of course, this was only after I helped my friend take his sister’s coat to the Kindergarten class she was in…before we turned around and walked back to his house.

That was a great day!

Was I perhaps overly influenced by teh latest pop culture movie I saw on TV? Who can say?

When I grew up (when did that happen?) I was asked to be the cofounder of an analytical consulting firm around the Wasatch Front. One of the companies that hired us was (and is?) the second largest Magnesium producer in the world. One of the projects they wanted us to help them validate was their Perkins-Elmer Inductively Coupled Plasma — Optical Emission Spectrometer (ICP-OES) machine. There were concerns about the degree of ferrous and ferric iron within some of the samples, the two Duelers as it were.

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THE BOTTOM LINE:

HOMEMAIDE helps you sell your style and buy the things that make you smile, seamlessly.

Any item you pass while your ditching school or work, (Otter Pops; Ferris Bueller’s Day Off online rental; other pop culture songs, music, media; pillows, blankets, beds from your needed extra nap; that delicious Orange Chicken meal from the Chinese restaurant down a few blocks from you), any fun detour or side attraction you stop at while on a road trip, any lab equipment you need to run a validation on (ICP-OES, HPLC or GC) — ALL you have to do is upload a picture or paused video screenshot of that to your existing social media sites and Homemaide will send you a commission for every purchase your friends make.

AND — they don’t have to buy a $60,000 analytical machine or lab equipment for you to earn a commission (but if they do, YOU will earn a commission from Homemaide on those larger purchases(!!!). If they rented the cheapest economy car or the cheapest pipette or the cheapest “Save Ferris” shirt, you’d still earn a commission off that. If they bought the item that was in your picture, video, or voice-automated update (like a rental car, Airbnb lodging, hotel stay, Lyft, Uber, Via trip) — they can purchase that (even as a e-giftcard) and ship that to a family member, relative, or friend. And after that purchase, yes, YOU will also earn a commission from that purchase.

If they bought stock in Paramount Group, Inc. (the parent holding company of Paramount Pictures which funded John Hughes’ direction of Ferris Bueller’s Day off (Matthew Broderick, Mia Sara, Alan Ruck), or Homemaide or Amazon or Google (where they can buy Otter Pops) — YOU would earn a commission off of that purchase. If they bought any item from the pictures you uploaded, you’d earn money. That’s the magic of Homemaide.

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